nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once

heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.